girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
CONCEPT: GET A FROZEN PIZZA, STAB A STICK THROUGH IT
PIZZA ICE POP
"WHAT IF IT MELTS?"
WHO CARES YOU DESPERATE SLOB JUST KEEP EATING IT
alternative idea: get a bunch of frozen pizza, leave them in my car during the hottest day of the year, there you go cooked pizza
don’t even take them out of the wrapping, that’s extra nutrients
Who needs the pizza man when you can have pizza pops and friendship salmonella